Resolutions  Predictions for the year 2000

I promise not to masturbate in a public place anymore if there is a crowd watching.
Self-Exhibitionism will be limited in the realm of fast-food restaurants.
Dolomite

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Resolution

I resolve to be
     happy in this body
     and revel
     in the live
     I experience through it.
I will feed my soul
     with love, poetry
     and the 86,400 seconds
     of joy
     I can find in each day.
The mind that serves me
     will be open,
     will be asked
     to learn and asked
     to answer.
And I will stretch out these fingers
     to touch you
     with all the gentleness
     and passion
     we can share
          on this earth.

Allison
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predictions for the new millenia--by: goo

• in but a few years, there will be twice as many assholes as there are today
• people will claim the apocolypse is coming and cause choas from their own stupidity
• the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer and well all be just as complacent
• apathy will be even trendier then it is now
• people will harvest organs for centerpieces at wedding tables
• the moon will get annoyed and leave
• new funner drugs will be developed at incredible rates
• religion will claim as many fools as ever before, but they will be even more sinister then before
• China will turn inside out
• The letter J will be replaced with a letter that looks more like a k
• the messiah will return and break the world record in the shot put

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I am the next prediction.
cait