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(long-ass'd ::beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep::)---
---pinched-nose effect---"set11.gif - 147 BytesI'm sorry, I cannot take your call. you are not born yet. this machine has been infested with a buncha roly-poly-holy-rigamortis-flip-o-matic-thigamatwisted y2k booger-bugZ and you and anyone else that dials this # is automatically stuck in the year 19100 --- scratchin' each others' ass. please try your call in an appropriate year when you can prove age/sex/location, proof of purchase and that AO~hell is not spankin', spittin' and spikin' members' connections with liquid drano." KLUNK(hangup,stickman.gif - 879 Bytes!)
     well, did everyone step into the new century on time? you know allthat haPpy new stuff by heart, so I'll spare you.
     o.k.kkk, you must have noticed that I re-arranged all of the furniture around here. I didn't even stub a toe! ^5@me! for some odd reason, I'm never satisfied and I need that variety thing! ahem! anyway, everything's compact and convenient. I think. I know I am.
     so lQQk around and see all the new changes, read all of the great contributers' posts and I didn't give myself enough room to blab, blab, blab on here so, read it and leap into the ho!d!
o, yea: hapPy new YOU to all! cait---night dAev!

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issue 28
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columnists/rants

  • seaman dAev
  • Smell ME
  • Dolomite
  • goo's harangue
  • PULL MY FINGER
  • Sapphology - 3


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